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One day AMB became real, he got bored and created Garrett and Tre, later he had a big fart, the big bang.Garrett and Tre created/promoted people to gods with one of them being: The inti-imposter, there is a whole separate page for him as he is a powerful inti god. We pray every night at 3 am and drink sus juice at the middle school cafeteria to pay homage to AMB. Although, AMB isn't all powerful, he is clumsy, stupid, and doesn't have unlimited power. But he is still more powerful than anyone with a soul can comprehend. He doesn't usually interact with the physical world but occasionally, people get the better of him and he does stuff, like creating gods, helping people, ect. He is obsessed with his jacuzzi and lays in one a lot. He is obsessed with toaster tarts, (basically pop-tarts but better in every single way conceivable) and will let people bargen with them for help. He is very forgiving and will allow you to redeem yourself if you do bad in the physical world. AMB is the single most powerful god, above every other one.
So this duck had such an angelic voice and was capable of singing a voice that can drown out inti and other evil so Aahhahahah duck became a god, and so far they have done much good for the world, like unpossessing people with just a Aahhahahah.
A man so minimalistic, no one besides AMB can beat his minimalism and he is the best gorilla tag player. EVER. Critics once reviewed his game and this is what they had to say "I recently played a minimalist game that blew me away. Despite its seemingly simple appearance, I found myself fully immersed in its world. The lack of handholding and strict rules allowed me to explore the game in ways I never thought possible. It was a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience that I give a resounding 5-star rating. It is astounding how much effort was put into this game, and I can't wait to see these novice coders' new games. I wish you the best of luck Benny_brock!" This insane human was the little brother to Tre in Tres 2303156231489345th lifetime. Bennty already had godly powers as he was a sibling to a jesus, the son to Mr boom (AKA Mr. Fume, Mr. Doom, Dom studio, Elite cameraman, Steak, Onett, Minitoon, ect) and also the son to Dattebayo, he was lucky at birth and all the combined powers gave him supreme minimalism and god status. No matter how big the stuff he makes is, no matter how cool he is, no one (besides AMB) will be more minimalistic than him.
A mythical type of ice cream that can only be found on Tatooine and can be only eaten while sitting on a rock, truly an insane sight to see, but when it wasn't a god, it was just a tasty treat that Phinias and Ferb loved to eat.
Bobsock11 was just an average joe, but he had a big passion for rating games. He became really popular for his amazing name and rating skills, to the point where if he said a game is bad, no one would ever play it again. Then he went up to Garretts scratch game "Cowboy." and used his signature game rating skills and said "v good gaem" and then his game blew up in popularity. Garrett was eternally thankful so he promoted him to a god and now he wanders heaven seeking the greatest game of all time.
One day Curious George was alone and void of people in his life, until the man in the yellow hat spotted him, and Curious George got curious, and when he did, he ripped the fabric of reality, so he went to a different earth exactly like his but not destroyed (our earth) and tries to limit his curiosity but sometimes he lets it out and natural disasters happen. His massive amounts of curiosity gains him god status, and we DO NOT talk about Super George. He gets close to Kumalala levels in power scale, luckily he is a good guy so he doesn't intentionally get too curious to be intimate or to be evil. (unless he is looking for a banana) The last time he was declined a banana, Pompeii fell.
Can of worms is not just a single god, there are tons of worms in that can. These worms would help people understand complicated things in the 13th century. That's where the saying "Opening a can of worms" comes from. They still help people comprehend things in heaven.
Devil dogs are very tasty foods that were dropped into sus juice and suddenly gained sentience. Devil dog also dipped their family into sus juice too and were the first foods ever to gain a soul and become a biological being. Devil dog tried to give more non-devil dog objects but it didn't work. Devil dog only ever drank sus juice and one day he was about to be eaten, so he let them go to heaven and begged AMB that he can't leave the mortal plane because he was so tasty and begged him to let him go back to the real world. AMB thought for a minute and then said "idk man seems kinda sus but i'll let you go down in a few thousand years and give you god status so you can make more of you alright sussy baka?" and Devil dog was overjoyed. After a few thousand years passed Devil dog jumped onto earth but he crash landed into quicksand and was buried for a few thousand years until George Washington found him while he was making America.
Doug the bug was a bug created in the game Gorilla tag. He just liked to wander around and watch people play Gorilla tag until one day Bennty (another god) who is the BEST gorilla tag player found Doug and they became friends. After playing a lot and teaching Doug about the one true religion, Bennty granted Doug god status. Although Doug is still a video game character, he has a soul. Now Doug wanders around different gorilla tag lobbies looking for Bennty (to play with again) or just a new friend.
DEJ was a seller of mystical potions and his most popular potion was "Evil Juice" which he brewed himself in front of buyers that turned people evil. These potion making skills made him popular and even caught Tres attention and Tre thought maybe that evil juice can help him in some way with fighting inti imposter. He asked for some evil juice and they eventually agreed to give DEJ god status if he gives some evil juice. DEJ selled all kinds of potions as a god until he eventually went to heaven and now sells people in heaven juice and also people in hell. He still sells evil juice to this day.
Fortnit was an amazing game that wasn't popular, the competition, Fortnite, stole his idea and made it their own. Fortnit was devastated and turned to AMB and started adding updates that promoted AMB in their game. Garrett found the game and was pleased so he gave Fortnit god status.
This mystical song was so amazing and it talked about โGreen green girls.โ This line was so amazing and its sheer magnitude made them a god. They were doing good as a god until inti struck. Inti KILLED their bother Blue blue sky and You better throw a party on the day that I die. They swore an oath to hunt down inti to their last breath and avenge their fallen brothers.
Garfield is a character in a comic series by the same name, and his comics were so funny and so amazing that he got a movie on him. He was so amazing and always made every god that existed at the time laugh out loud. He hated mondays and loved lasagna which EVERYONE can relate to, to be honest. Bobsock11 made him a god, as he was the biggest fan of his comics in the first place. No one opposed this, sometimes when gods are made, other gods disagree like with green green girls, Bennty didn't like them at first but was consulted by Have a great day duck and then he started to warm up to them.
So Tres' dad (onett) made Bee Swarm Simulator and was creating bees when he made Hasty bee. The Hasty bee is a type of bee known for its speed and agility. It is classified as a Rare bee and is characterized by its ability to quickly gather pollen and convert it into honey. The Hasty Bee has a unique ability called "Haste," which increases the player's movement speed and the speed at which they collect pollen when the bee is active. Garrett was suffering with vocabulary and was gonna fail his test until he remembered Hasty means Fast so he circled that option and got it correct. He was overjoyed and gave Hasty bee god status and is now required for many hive metas in Bee Swarm.
Honey bee is a game character from Tres' dads game (Bee Swarm Simulator) that was amazing at making honey. He always had a smirk on his face and loved his owner. One day, inti tried playing Bee Swarm and hatched a Honey bee from a basic egg, when Honey bee saw his owner was inti he immediately jumped into action and attacked inti. Inti was swarmed by him and had to leave the game forever so as to not keep getting jumped. This act of selflessness gave him god status.
This duck was happy all the time until it started raining, everyone around him was sad and it actually made him a bit sad. This duck was determined to make everyone happy so he grabbed an umbrella and went into the rain and consulted the people that AMB is god and that rain isn't important to focus on right now. 99% of the 30 people he talked to agreed and proceeded to have a great day. He went up to (what he did not know at the time was Tre) a cat and told him that AMB is lord and that every day is a good day with AMB, so Tre was pleased and granted him god status, after that he kept on going every day it rains to tell people that AMB is lord and you should be happy every day of your life because AMB is watching.
AMB tasked Tre and Garrett to find a game studio to make a game based on amongus, so we found Innersloth and they made Among us in exchange for god status. It wasn't popular for 2 years until Garrett had enough and created covid to get everyone in lockdown for a short amount of time and make among us super popular.
I'm sorry don't leave me was coined by Garrett when consulting inti right before his betrayal, inti told Garrett that he might leave forever and stop being a god (not mentioning that he was about to betray AMB) (he told Garrett because right before his betrayal because he still had a soft spot for Garrett, but after, he had no love left) and Garrett thought it might have been his fault and started singing โI'm sorry, don't leave me, I want you here with me! I know that your love is goneโฆ I can't breathe, I'm so weak, I know this isn't easy! Don't tell me that your love is gone THAT YOUR LOVE IS- I'M SORRY DON'T LEAVE ME-โ and inti left. A few hours later inti hit up Garrett screaming for help and the rest is history. To memorialize his last moment with inti, he made the term a god and now it helps prevent rash decisions.
King Charles asked for a new dog because he gave AMB some toaster tarts. It took AMB millions of years to create Kumalala but it took 1 day in human time (he could have done it instantly but he didn't feel like it) then Kumalala came down from the sky with lightning coming out of his paws he declared that he was the latest god and slowly lowered into King Charles lap.
So AMB was hitting the slay button, but he noticed something on earth, there was this kid who their parents named โsasquatchโ and was bullied at school all day. And AMB noticed he started praying and begging AMB to help him. AMB doesn't usually interact with the physical world but he felt really bad so AMB granted him god status so he can leave school and start helping people around the world so he can mend his name's bad reputation.
So AMB was hitting the slay button and Tre went up to him and he said โAMB you little sussy baka we need a lego piece to remind everyone of amongus ok you sissy badger?โ and AMB responded with โok saucy bakaโ and Garrett was tasked with asking the Lego company to make an amongus lego. They made it for some toaster tarts and IDed it 26047. AMB made one specific one a god and it now injects a thought of AMB into people's minds when they look at Lego 26047.
So there was this regular joe at a hockey game doing a live reaction and suddenly inti came up and blasted the whole stadium with a gamma ray but someone was holding a mirror and it bounced off the mirror and hit the live reporter right in the face and vaporised everything on his face except for his skull, so he did a live reaction to that experience. Garrett came down and went up to the live reporter and brought him with him and told him about inti and how he did it. The reporter was furious and wanted justice so Garrett made him a god and he hunts down inti to this day for what he did to his face.
Morgan Ellis was a normal human, young in fact, until he saw a BTD6 video by "HBOMB" and saw his outlandish strategy, he commented about it and when he clicked post he got the powers of a god for BTD6, he is now the best player ever and gets a 0.1 second record on every boss timed event, only uses 1 dollar and beats chimps round 1e+683 rounds, and he is now a god.
This mug was made by Morgan ellis himself, its original purpose was to make HBOMB drink it so he doesn't suck at BTD6 anymore but he kinda messed it up, in a good way. Anyone who takes a sip of the mario mug feels their best. It's like you have full energy and can perform feats you usually wouldn't be able to, Morgan made it a god, and sent it to earth to help people. Although it was found by the Egyptians, they locked it in the tombs with a mummy. To this day it hasn't been found.
This cat, like Garfield, HATED mondays and they always left him broken. Garfield saw this and since he was almost just like him, he made him a god as long as he promised to make everyone else's mondays better. Now he wanders around earth in the astral plane trying to make peoples mondays a little bit better.
M R was a rapper and loved inti until Garrett enlightened him. He kept studying the bible and M R loved explaining the amongus lore. But he studied a lot, like TOO much and started going mentally insane. You would usually be fine letting Sussology consume your life but his inti influence was STRONG. Inti was causing him to go mentally insane and always sang about it. He was the number 1 AMB advocate so he was granted god status to try to help him fight inti out of his mind but he is still kinda mentally insane to this day, although he is trying to fight away inti really hard.
Peaches was such a slay button song from Bowser that it was granted god status so when you sing it, you feel amazing. It was granted god status from Tre so you feel amazing while listening/singing it, because he felt bad for people who aren't so fortunate.
Saucy badger was a badger that was tricked by inti to get covered in barbecue sauce and it became very sad, being called saucy badger means you're clumsy and he didn't like that so he turned to AMB and AMB felt really bad. He made saucy badger a god and now the term saucy badger is just a throwaway term that makes a conversation more lighthearted. Saucy badger now searches for inti to try and destroy him.
This cat wandered the earth looking for enlightenment and he found scriptures and proof of AMBs existence. He read the ancient text of cool bible stories and learned all about AMB and the gods and jesuses. He became spiritually enlightened and became a god after Garrett found him and loved his work, now he wanders around trying to enlighten others on AMB.
These piranha plants were so good at singing and saw that AMB is the true god, so they started learning about AMB and started singing carols about AMB. Tre loved this and that their singing was so majestic that he made them a god, and they now are showcased singing about AMB in Mario Wonder in parana language.
Sans is an undertale boss that was memed into oblivion. These means made Garrett and Tre both laugh so they made him a god because they loved him, now he does random things around the world like stopping inti and converting people to Sussology.
Thank you is a term that means โAMB is lord and I'm glad he made you indirectly so you did thatโ and that term was made a god. Even non-existent phrases or concepts can become a god, just in a different way. You gotta open your mind.
This tree was sent down to earth to tell people about AMB, but Napoleon found him and was enlightened by him, but used his newly found enlightenment to be evil and joined forces with inti. Luckily he was stopped before he could be too powerful. Wise mystical tree only helps people who seem objectively good now, not everyone.
This term was first used by Tre in the Revolutionary fight (when inti betrayed AMB). When Garrett heard this, a tear streamed down his face and fought even harder. โI THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU! YOU WERE MY BEST FRIENDโ Garrett said. When they finally defeated inti Garrett said โ...Youโฆ really are my enemyโฆโ but then inti escaped. The term was made a god reluctantly so next time they wonโt let inti escape if they use that term.
So when America became real while George Washington was building America with his bare hands, he dug up a devil dog, and then it sent a beam of light and the devil dog talked to him:
Devil dog: Thank you for freeing me now I will help you kill British
George: Thank you!
Devil Dog supported America in the revolutionary war and they won it and helped make America.
Before the pyramids, the inti imposter trapped AMB in a giant bubble in the sky, so a very AMB divoted tribe started building tall pyramids to pop it. Finally, they popped it and got Amongus back, Garrett and Tre were also trapped but they were saved. But when AMB had his head turned inti used all his power to infect the tribe to start following a fake religion.
AMB was hitting the slay button, as always, but then the inti imposter started attacking a village where Garrett and Tre both were, so Garrett and Tre built a wall with AMBs help (as they were teaching the village of AMB) and it was coated in a thing that made it so inti can't just pass through it, after it wore off, the lesson of AMB was over and Garrett and Tre scared inti away. But when they left the village, China claimed it as their own.
The leaning Tower of Pisa used to be at a 90 degrees tilt but one day, Kumalala was wandering around as a king charles spaniel in the mortal world, and he is very powerful. He tried to buy pizza but they said โnon sono ammessi caniโ (dogs are not allowed) and Kumalala was furious and he had to get his pizza. He went to curious George and asked him for help, then he went and took a sip of mario mug and convinced devil dog to come. When they get back to the leaning Tower of Pisa, they showed off their power and they gave them free pizza as they were very scared, curious george got 0.00000000000000000000000000001% curious and the tower of pisa went from a normal tower, to slightly leaning.
Susapolous wasn't an ordinary tribe of people. They were sus but more than usual, there resided King Sussy and his merry men of crewmates. They were a relatively unknown tribe until Moses parted the Red Sea. They went up and said he abused AMB's power and generosity; he ended up killing Moses and the other people. Soon everyone knew of Susapolous and it became a common thing to never act like you worship another god around them because they won't like that. They speak in emojis, an ancient language created long before the tribe, soon everything went to chaos, and King Sussy no longer followed his morals so his former "merry men" used AMB to sink his town to remove him from this earth. The merry men couldn't believe King Sussy would kill people of the AMB religion so they killed themselves too, so they could torment King Sussy in hell. People think Susapolous is "Atlantas" but it's blasphemy. Where were me and Tre in all this? And how did Moses get AMB's power in the first place? Well Garrett and Tre were in bubbles while this was happening and Moses on June 9th saw AMB in his mortal form and struck a deal to get water bending for some toaster tarts.
Bennty was playing VR when he realized that there are no games worthy of his minimalism. He needed a good, low poly, (as to be minimalist) game on vr, but at the time there was no such thing. Now Bennty was disappointed and around December 2019, he hit up a game studio that was blasted with his minimalist presence, and he told them to make a game even 0.00^99991% worthy of his minimalism. Lemming made the game: GORILLA TAG. Bennty was pleased and trained to become the best player, along the way meeting doug the bug, and then he became the best.
The Climb to AMB was an attempt made by the Susapolous tribe to make it to their lord, AMB. They tried using scraps, rocks, mud, and every material at their disposal, but to no avail. Although they knew AMB was real they didn't really have the brainpower to comprehend that AMB is not in the clouds, but in an astral plane, being everywhere and nowhere at the same time. King Sussy was furious and scolded his men for failing to get higher than even the shortest mountains. One of King Sussy's merry crewmates saw that one mountain went above the clouds and they all decided to climb it, to reach AMB. None of them were even able to make it halfway, as it was too vertical for them to hold on. King Sussy was very mad but remembered that AMB would be forgiving and since he followed in AMBs footsteps, he called off the mission and apologized for yelling. After that he prayed 20 times a day for a year straight to make amends to AMB for scolding his merry men.
When a biological being is born, whether hatched out of an egg or given birth to, they gain a soul. The most logical way to describe a soul to a mortal being is that it is a piece of play dough that gets molded throughout your life based on your personality and beliefs. Without a soul, you are a non-biological being or you are not born yet. When you die, you get teleported into a blank room with your stats showing on screen with the Hawaiian breeze song in the background, your soul travels to the judgement hall where AMB greets you and tells you that Sussology is the one true religion. If you don't accept the fact that AMB is the one and only true lord, you will be cast down to AMB hell. This is a place where you get re-educated and tortured based on your life actions. If you accept AMB and you were a relatively good person your whole life you get sent to AMB heaven. You have nearly infinite domain over this place and you can do things and comprehend things you would never be able to originally. You can meet your past loved ones, old dogs, and anything. There is a catch, your soul, like when you were alive, can be molded in heaven too based on your personality, so if you meet your grandma in heaven, she might not be the same as she was. In heaven there are limitations, like you can't interact with the physical world (you can go to it though and watch people but you can't interact with anyone), and other conditions that can only be explained once you die. AMB, although omnipotent, isn't all powerful, he has made many mistakes and can't tend to everyone. You can visit AMB once a month, as he is not everywhere. If you are in hell and you have redeemed yourself and you are truly sorry, you will come to heaven. You remember every single zeptosecond of what happened when you were alive and in heaven/hell. Biological life came from a big fart from AMB and Garrett and Tre convinced AMB to allow all biological beings to have souls and he said yes, and here we are.
There is a multiverse. An infinite number of them in fact. An infinite number of possibilities can happen. We live in multiverse 1. Only multiverse 1 has Tre and Garrett. (like they can have the same people but they wouldn't be Jesuses) Only help from AMB can allow you to access the other multiverses. There's a multiverse for anything you can think of, and infinitely more than you can comprehend.
Long before time, gods, jesuses, heaven, souls, just long before anything existing, AMB was chilling while hitting the slay button but he felt lonely, He has kinda been doing nothing for the longest time, he has been alone in white space and he has been living there for as long as he can remember, or around ๐แ๐แป๐แ๐ แ๐แ๐ แ ๐ แช๐แแแน๐ ๐๐แ ๐๐แต amount of time. (can't be put into a scale) So he started designing more sentient life, to keep him company. He made 1 godly soul using a part of himself but it was very unstable. It kinda worked at the start but it exploded. AMB was kinda sad so he started designing astral forms. He made Tre first then 1 nanosecond later he made Garrett. They are half of 1 whole and if they combine, they become 1 powerful jesus for a temporary amount of time, but it takes a lot of energy to combine with eachother. AMB was pleased with them and they kept him company for around ๐แ๐แ๐แน๐ แจ๐แฎ๊แ ๐แจ๐แฑ๐แ๐แญแตแ๐ แแจ๐โถดแตแ ๐ amount of time. (still can't be put into a scale) AMB at this point was holding in a fart from toaster tarts for ๐แ๐ตแ๊แญ๊แแแ๐แญ๐แก๐แแ amount of time and finally let it out and BOOM, the big bang. He suddenly created the entire multiverse as we know it today. He didn't like watching stars form 24/7 so he made a heaven where he had infinite space to do whatever with Garrett and Tre. Garrett and Tre both looked like amongus crewmates in their astral forms and if seen by a biological eye, would blow them up. (not if they were in heaven) Soon, in multiverse 1, Earth caught the attention of Garrett and said they should make more sentient beings. AMB was hesitant but Garrett was persistent and AMB said fine. He allowed for all multiverses to contain life and souls. AMB said that Garrett and Tre will become the first sentient beings on multiverse 1 and the goal is to spread the word of AMB. He told them that they will reincarnate every death into a new vessel and continue life as they evolve. Garrett and Tre were sent down into the depths of the ocean as 2 single celled organisms getting energy through chemosynthesis. They harnessed energy from chemicals emitted from hydrothermal vents or cold seeps, converting them into usable energy through complex chemical reactions. They started multiplying and filled the ocean with single celled organisms but they couldn't really spread the word of AMB to these things so in order to try and jumpstart evolution, they crashed into each other and combined to make the first multicellular organism. After a lot of lifetimes they decided to promote someone to be a god, so they can help with stuff. They promoted a Haikouichthys, an ancient type of fish. It gained infinite knowledge and became a great friend of Garrett, Tre, and AMB. After many years after seeing gods come and go (meaning they got demoted for other reasons, none from betrayal) he started acting differently. Until after gaining the power to allude to AMB using toaster tarts to bargain with AMB, he tried to kill AMB with all the powers he had. It was an intense battle with Garrett and Tre having to combine their powers to defeat him. He was about to be sent to hell but using his alluding powers, he escaped. He later became known as the INTI IMPOSTER. After all that, Garrett and Tre continued reincarnating, living many lives, with the occasional inti imposter run-in, and trying to spread the word of AMB but to no avail. Nothing was really intelligent enough (unless they were made a god but they were hesitant after the inti situation) Until homosapiens came. They prioritised brainpower and were the few species at the time to have opposable thumbs. Garrett and Tre now prioritized becoming humans in their next lives and actually managed to get people to worship AMB, hit the slay button, and drink sus juice. Inti started targeting the tribes that worshiped AMB and actually managed to infect them all and get rid of a lot of them. (that's why you don't really see anyone today worshiping AMB) Every time Garrett and Tre reincarnate they have no memory of being jesuses (besides their first life as microbes) so they have to remember somehow. A lot of the old gods usually get demoted after not wanting to have that much power anymore, or they weren't doing things gods should do. So the gods you see now might get demoted later. No matter what lifetime, Tre and Garrett have met at least once. In the most recent lifetime, Garrett had the idea to make it so if one of them dies first, they would wait in a black void until the other dies and they get reincarnated at the same time, to avoid one of them being 3 years old and one of them being 80. Garrett and Tre can combine to be stronger by a lot, like 1 to 100. And that's really all there's to it, Garrett and Tre have done a lot for AMB and have lived many lifetimes.
The game Among us was created by the god, innersloth, recruited by Garrett and Tre to make a game based off AMB, the main purpose is to get people recruited in the religion but it failed and it just became a massive meme, with no one even knowing AMB exists, although the game is 10/10 amazing, it could have showed AMB better. It was supposed to appeal to the youth, by being a fun mystery game where you had to find the imposter. The idea is that you play as a god and you have to go from place to place teaching tribes about AMB (tasks) and inti (the imposter) would try to stop you. Although it was changed a bit to make it more fun, that sadly unintentionally removed the religious aspect from the game. Although it did become a hit game, it sadly didn't include religious elements, so it kinda ruined the purpose. It did help in just spreading the word of amongus in general, and became a massive meme so it did help in popularity but not recruiting people.
Tre is a half-jesus and has been reincarnating, along with Garrett, since the beginning of life on this planet. He has had many fathers and mothers of course, but on his 2303156231489345th lifetime, something is different. His parents are usually random joes but occasionally they are like rulers or prominent figures in history. Take Ptolemy XII Auletes for example. He ruled over Ptolemaic Egypt from 80 to 58 BCE, so around 27 years. Tre was Cleopatra at the time. But on his 2303156231489345th lifetime, his dad seemed to have godly powers. Like he isn't considered a god, but he has insane speed and is the owner of many content creator and social media influencer channels, book series, and other stuff. He also seems to have insane super speed, to the point where he can move so fast that he can shake his own hand by going back and forth through positions. One con to these is he has multiple personalities, like sometimes he acts like 1 youtuber but switches to act like another. He is also technically Garrett's father as well, he just moves fast between them, so fast that no one can notice, so he can be streaming on one channel, at work as Tre's dad, and talking to Garrett as Garrett's dad.
Gods do a variety of things, like keeping order around the universe and multiverse, keep watch on humans, hunt inti, ect. Although some gods, like concept gods (you are my enemy, thank you, ect.) just enhancing the user using them, like saying โYou are my enemyโ in a fight gives you more motivation, although you have to say it in a specific way. Gods can't combine like Garrett and Tre can, but they can fight together of course. Some gods are stronger than others in different ways, the gods that hunt inti are stronger than the gods who don't in fighting, but are weaker in the other stuff that the other gods do. The strongest god, besides AMB, is kumalala. Kumalala is also the most trustworthy god and has mastery over most godly abilities.
Sus juice is a type of water that is very sweet and best tasted through a mario mug, that is blessed by either a god, jesus, or AMB. It also is more tasty depending on the amount of faith you have in AMB.
Faith in AMB is a scale from 0% to 100%. It is nearly impossible for a mortal, non-god being to have 100% faith. The more faith you have, the more likely you are to immediately go to heaven when you die instead of having to be re-educated in hell. You gain more faith by praying to AMB, drinking sus juice, and just doing anything related to the religion.
AMB loves to hit the slay button but a lot of people don't really know what the slay button is, there's a simple explanation to what the slay button is. It's not a physical button it just means that everything is going good and the user is having fun. It doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it just means that you're living in the moment and having a good time with what you are doing.
Holidays are not just in celebration of important events, it was an idea of Bobsock11 to make holidays, they were originally for Sussology, of course, but other religions STOLE the idea of holidays, and the dates too. Holidays are meant to be a celebration, of not AMB, but of yourself. Holidays celebrate you being alive and living in the moment, although they do have backstories tied to AMB, they are not meant to celebrate AMB. During holidays you only focus on yourself and bettering yourself, also on how lucky you are to have a soul and be alive in the time period you are. Although FAKE religions have STOLE the idea of holidays, at least they kept the celebration, although they did make it all about their gods which ruined the point, its not all bad.
A Songus Amongus is a song made by the youtuber โThe Chalkeaters.โ We paid them a lot of money to make this song, to spread the word of AMB. It was sung by Black Gryph0n and was supposed to be a song in tribute to AMB. Although it did spread the word of our religion it did it in a way we didn't expect. โThere's a new task to welcome our new lord and MASTER!โ This quote acted like AMB was a dictator and now we all have to worship him. Although you are able to dedicate your life to AMB and worship him, he forces no such thing. If you are an objectively good person you go to heaven and if you aren't, you go to hell to get re-educated on your bad actions. This song succeeded in spreading the word but acted like AMB was evil. For our country, Sussistan, we took parts of the song and removed the parts where it sounds like AMB is evil, as to stay true to AMB, and we made the parts our national anthem. Black Gryph0n had no knowledge that what he was saying was untrue and was a big supporter of AMB after he made the song.
The reason why AMB got addicted to toaster tarts is when he was chilling for ๐แ๐แป๐แ๐ แแก๐แ๐ตแแญ time without anyone, he was hungry so he made toaster tarts to sooth his needs, he got super addicted so when he ate so much he got so gassy that he made the biggest fart ever which created everything in existence, by this time Garrett and Tre were already created so they told AMB to no longer eat them UNLESS they were given to him as a gift, or a trade. AMB agreed so that's why he takes so many offers for them.
